Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Monday, October 13, 2008

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

- Winston Churchill

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.

- Laurence Peter



Saturday, February 2, 2008

Frogs have it easy - they eat what bugs them.

- Unknown

Most children are spoiled because parents can't spank Grandma.

- Unknown